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Absurd SMS Messages
- 5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA N70
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- Chalti bus mein jagah na milnay par aik larki ko baba ne godh me bitha liya.
Thori dair baad larki uth khari hoi aur boli Baba;" ya inu bitha ya mainu bitha"
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- Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai
Aur
Gila Bahir Ata Hai!
Pehle Chota Hota Hai
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai
Jab Ye Andar Rehta Hai
To Ye LAAL Kar Deta Hai
Thori Dair Hilane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir nikalo
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
is Ko
LIPTON TEA bag kahtey hein
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- Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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- I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet
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- DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS
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