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MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ? Try it & you will be surprised to see the result. Apki Age 3 bar apko likhi nazar ayegi hows MAGIC...?

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Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Sardar:
BA

Prof:
And Sodium?

Sardar:
NA

Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar:
BANANA! "

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My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it. It will add taste to your life. But if u try to cut it, u will have tears in ur eyes.

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Modern...
Obedient...
Nice...
Kindful...
Excellent...
Young...

Hey! Thats me.


Don't be SAD,
Even ur name is there.

Read the 1st letter of Every Word!  ;)

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Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)

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7 Angels
Visited me &
Askd 4 the Most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Nobel
Well Behavd
&
Well Groomd
person
I Gave Them
Ur Address

DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?"

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