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Daring SMS Text Messages
- HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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- A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power
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- I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer
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- Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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- Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork
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- You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea
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- Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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- If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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- If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !
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