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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u hve 12chocolates n u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha n 4 to Farah wat vl u get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
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A MBA Student 2 A Sweeper:"Mere paas degree hai,knowledge ha,4 logo may izzat ha...teray paas kya hai?"....
Sweeper proudly:"Mere paas naukri hai
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7 Fresh Flowers
4U
1st 4Ur Health
2nd 4Ur Wealth
3rd 4Ur Success
4th 4Ur Happines
5th 4Ur Knowledge
6th 4Ur Long Life
7th 4Ur Gud Luck!
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TEACHER 2 STUDENT...... SOCH OR WAHAM MAI KYA FRAQ HAI. STUDENT APKI BETI SEXY HAI YE HMARI SOCH HAI OR WO HM SE BACH JAE GE YE APKA WAHAM
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33
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We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody...
But in the end
We go with tears knowing everybody....!
AND That's called :
'' STUDENT LIFE ''.