Bacha on 1stApril: Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar Nokrani ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mama: Abi Ja k Main Dono ka Demagh Thek Karti Hun
Bacha:Ha ha April Fool wo to Papa hain!
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O bhai gi kidhar ho?
Maine abhi tumharay cell peh call ki to
Koi Pathan Bola
"welcome 2 Peshawar aap ka matlooba larka hamaray istmaal mei hai plz try later..."
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Pakistan main 100 rupees par musharaf ki photo lagane ka hukam geo dekho please vukla ka ehtazaz khi, lhr awam sarko par nikal ayi.
Kia such main aisa hoga?
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