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3 mice were boasting about their bravery Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap Mouse3:Guys I'm leaving,i hav a date with my cat
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Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.
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I m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
Us pe latka bandar is u....:p
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Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta
Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.
Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain
In zalimn ko pyar sacha nae lgta...
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Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hain so b careful.
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U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?
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Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia
sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai
Chooza: Janu sub choro sirf confidence check karo.. ;-)
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Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat se bola. Or main sala papy.
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Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge
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Nasibo new song:
"pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna,
hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna,
pichon lagda te nai musalman sajna,
meno lagda ay tu koi pathan sajna,
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