Insulting Funny SMS in Urdu and English . Latest Funny Jokes Funny SMS Text
* U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?
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* Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia
sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai
Chooza: Janu sub choro sirf confidence check karo.. ;-)
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* Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat se bola. Or main sala papy.
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* Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge
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* Nasibo new song:
"pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna,
hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna,
pichon lagda te nai musalman sajna,
