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Teacher:Y u r late
Kid:Coz my glasses broke
Teacher:How
Kid:I was kissing my g/f
Teacher:How glasses can break while kissing
Kid:She suddenly closed her legs:)
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A Blessd Kiss Is On HEAD,
A Sweet Kiss is On CHEEKS,
A Passionate Kiss is On LIPS,
A Romantic Kiss is On NECK,
But d HOTEST Kiss Is On
'ISTRi';-)
Try It
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Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia?
shop keeper !
sirf 5 kiss?
Girl; aur us dress ka?
shop keeper;
10 kiss
girl;dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi.......
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Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.
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A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues
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