Aray humain tu Apno ne koota ghairon main kahan dam tha, meri haddi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, mujhe jis ambulance Main litaya uska petrol khatam tha, mujhe rakshay main is liye bithaya kyun k us ka kiraya kam tha, Mujhe doctor ne Uthaya nurse main kahan dam tha, Mujhe jiS bed pe litaya us k Neechay bomb tha, Mujhe tu bomb se uraya goli main kahan dam tha aur tu aur mujhe sarak pe dafnaya kyun k us din Qabristan main Function tha...
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Who's Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling?
It's U.
Zyada khush na ho, yeh msge mujhe aya tha...
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Shadi k baad larkay k doston ny pocha
"Kysa Raha"
Larka: Kabi khandaan main shadi na karna, zara sa zor lagaya tu kehny lagi
"Irfan bhai! araam say" :-)S
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Woh jis shokh hasena ny shehar mein dhøøm macha rakhi hai, suna hai k us ka naam Allah rakhi hai,main Allah rakha hoon woh Allah rakhi hai,lagta hai k Allah ny mery liye bna rakhi hai,yeh tum ny kya rakhi rakhi ki raut laga rakhi hai,Allah rakhi ny tu kisi aur k saath laga rakhi hai.
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Its a Magic :
Ek glass thanda pani len
Aur
Usay apne braber bethay shakhs per dal den
Ye
" Thanda pani " usay
" Garam "
ker dega
Try it on Ur Braber main
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Pehlay kiss karo
phir bister per litao
phir dono tangain uper kar k thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho
agar
BABY ne SOSO kiya hai too uska pamper change karo.
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Ishq mai barbadi na karwa lena
Apne Aba ki kamaye hawa mai na ura dena
Jo paisay ghar se sabzì lane k liye miltay hen
Un Paison ka easy load na karwa lena..
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Naughty sms
