Santa And Banta Are always two faomus chrachters often refred as Sardars . We have the latest Santa banta SMS Message . get our new Santa banta messages . enjoy reading Funny Santa Banta Text Jokes .
Santa Banta SMS Text Messages
- banta:dekh santa ek saap teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
santa:dar mat yaar... vo kaat nhi raha,vo to "zehar"bharwane aya hai
Submitted By Sakhshi
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- Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
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- Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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- Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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- Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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