Santa And Banta Are two famous characters often reffred as Sardars. We have the latest Santa banta SMS Message for you. Get our new Santa banta messages for pure fun and enjoy reading Funny Santa Banta Text Jokes
banta:dekh santa ek saap teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
santa:dar mat yaar... vo kaat nhi raha,vo to "zehar"bharwane aya hai
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Santa g laughing behind Banta at atm centre.haha i have seen ur pasword. Banta:what is it? Santa :its 4 stars[****] pathan:haha u r wroung its 3387"
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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