banta:dekh santa ek saap teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
santa:dar mat yaar... vo kaat nhi raha,vo to "zehar"bharwane aya hai
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Santa g laughing behind Banta at atm centre.haha i have seen ur pasword. Banta:what is it? Santa :its 4 stars[****] pathan:haha u r wroung its 3387"
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa Banta sms
