Sardar Jee sms

Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

Aik sardar ji ghar aae to sochne lage k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha Sochte rahe Sochte rahe Raat 4 bajay yaad aaya AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA!!

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SSardar maths k paper may dance kr raha tha.ksi ne pocha ye kia kr rahe ho? Sardar: Yar mere dost ne kaha tha k her step k no hotay hain.

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
       suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE                 PLEASE
      
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Q. What would you call a dead sar dar in a cupboard?

       Ans. Winner of the last year's hide & seek competition...

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A sirdar was talking on telephone.
       Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
       Sardar: "BV se?
       Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
       Sardar: Tmhari hai..."

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Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.
      
       Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki nahin kisi JANWAR ki aulad hai

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       One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
       &
       Run away.
       Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
       He kicked him
       &
       said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.

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Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: "yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq keun dee".
       Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray nal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi        si"

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Sardar : Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan Ton Ghir Gya C. 2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Main Chotta Hunda c.

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Son to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain

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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le