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Sardar Jee SMS Text Messages
Sardar ji SMS . Funny SMS messages said on sardars . Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes . Sardar g Funny SMS Text Message . Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages . Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes
- 1 sardar building se gira, doctr said he'z died.sardar suddenly wakeup n said main zinda hn
Sardar's wife: Tu pya reh tenu doctor nalon bota pta ey
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- Sardar:
"Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"
Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"
Sardar:
"No Disc Inserted"
:-)
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- A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE
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- Q. What would you call a dead sar dar in a cupboard?
Ans. Winner of the last year's hide & seek competition...
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- A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
Sardar: "BV se?
Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
Sardar: Tmhari hai..."
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- Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.
Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki nahin kisi JANWAR ki aulad hai
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- One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.
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- Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: "yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq keun dee".
Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray nal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi si"
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- Sardar : Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan Ton Ghir Gya C. 2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Main Chotta Hunda c.
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- Son to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain
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- ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le