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A MBA Student 2 A Sweeper:"Mere paas degree hai,knowledge ha,4 logo may izzat ha...teray paas kya hai?"....
       Sweeper proudly:"Mere paas naukri hai"j

 

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In order to get Job in a Good Company,
      
       A Boy Needs 100% Talent!
       But
       A Girl Needs Only 4% Talent..
       Remaining is
       ( 36 )
        )24(
       ( 36 ) =

 

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t.t collects fine frm girls,girl in suit paid 80,in pent 50,in skirt 20,a girl paid 0,dirty mind bacause she had ticket

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